I am Studying for the GRE Right Now

Not nearly as delicious as my other posts, but still, it must be done. I realized it's been almost a year since I last posted -- or about nine months. Enough time to pop out a large sandwich-sized baby (which, side note, my friends are starting to have! Frightening, but exciting. But frightening... still, exciting).

I am still eating food all over Los Angeles, mostly carnitas burritos and fish tacos.

Instead of writing you a lengthy catch up on my mostly boring life for the past year (boring in comparison to traipsing around Cambodia and Scotland and Catalina) I'm just going to regale you with some choice über-LA quotes I've been collecting:

I'm not saying I'm a big deal but... you can google me.  

I mean, we have Soul Man, so people request it and say, 'Yes, we want THAT song for the Raisin Bran commercial!'

Yeah, so I'm dating Owen Wilson's baby mamma... 

I'm just thinking about when you ate that grape yesterday. 

No, dad, it's alright. We're not gonna drop acid or anything. 

What happened to the woodcarving thing? That was a good outlet for you! Carve something else! 

She's one of those kinds of people who puts molly up their butt.