I'm sorry, that's not a turn on.

(Guy at the bar is talking a lot about TV shows...)

Me: Sorry, I don't really watch that much TV.
Guy: Well I don't either. Only when I'm out of books to read.
Me: Oh, cool! What sort of books do you like?
Guy: Mostly ones about murder.

We are Going to a Coconut Covered Heaven

I went on a major music binge last night over on RcrdLBL. It's a pretty wonderful site -- I probably spent close to 3 hours browsing and downloading awesome new tunes. And you know how sometimes you find a sick new song and you want everyone to love it as much as you do? I present "Coconut Bible" by New Jersey-based band Yuck.

Coconut Bible by Yuck

More music reviews from my parents...

"Is this Bob Dylan? It sure sounds like him. The voice and intonation and everything. He sort of sings in that 'Nyeeee-ahhhh, nyeeee-aaaah, yeah man it's alright, have another toke' kind of way."
-Dad

Life.

(Taken from here, a retweet from an acquaintance.)

B-Sides I Like

The Rakes, "Dark Clouds" (B-side to "Retreat")


The Beatles, "I'll Get You" (B-side to "She Loves You")


Franz Ferdinand, "Missing You" (B-side to "Michael")


Kaiser Chiefs, "Moon" (B-side to "Modern Way")


Blur, "Mr. Briggs" (B-side to "There's No Other Way")


Editors, "Heads in Bags" (B-side to "Blood")


Sahara Hotnights, "Teenage Kicks" (Undertones Cover) (B-side to "With or Without Control")


There's more, but this is enough to start.