A few of the awesome things my students have said...

Yes, yes, we know kids say the darndest things, blah blah blah... but it's still funny. All these kids are about 6, mind you.

Student: I play guitar and my sister plays piano.
Me: Yup. That's right.
Student: And a piano is bigger than a guitar.
Me: You're right. And what's bigger than a piano?
Student: An elephant!
Me: Uh, yes. And what's bigger than an elephant?
Student: A dinosaur.
Me: And what's bigger than a dinosaur.
Student: A dragon, duh.

One student to another: At home do you do Microsoft power point?

Student: What's your brother's name?
Me: I don't have a brother.
Student: Do you have a dog?
Me: I have two dogs.
Student: What are their names?
Me: Kuma and Mizuki. Do you have dogs?
Student: (nods) Three.
Me: What are their names?
Student: I don't know.
Me: You don't know your dogs' names?
Student: No... Dogs can't talk.