Friday, September 24, 2010

Job Hunt Rant/Best (Worst) of Craigslist

"This is a non paying job, but this is prefect for someone studying jounalism or has a deep passion for sports."
No, this is the perfect job for someone who does not like money. Do you like sports? Do you dislike paying your rent? If you answered "yes!", we have an oportunity for you!

It only makes me appreciate sarcasm like this more:
"Need a Brain Surgery Intern ASAP! I have just been diagnosed with a brain tumor and the doctor says that I only have 3 months to live unless I have brain surgery. This is an unpaid operation, but you will receive credit and snacks while you are operating. This is a good way to build up your resume by networking with others who need free surgery. If you do a good job, and I live, this may lead to future PAID surgeries! If you have your own surgery tools and anesthesia, that is a plus and you move to the front of the line.

Please respond with a link to all of the operations that you have performed, transcripts from the universities that you attended, and a copy of your MCAT scores. Please only respond if you are SERIOUS. You must be a team player and have your own car."

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